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Roger is fucking married. It better be kate upton.
Good news. It’s not. Kate is still available.
I slammed a girl last week who had one of those running vertical from her meat massager.
It was horizontal on her playground. She was Asian.
I slammed a girl last week who had one of those running vertical from her meat massager AND that had it on her face. Jealous?
Is it just me or does Dorn spend most of his screentime in each video nodding approvingly?
if only there was a gif i could post here of dorn nodding.
I’m sure Fratdusky was pissed that dorn got more little boys to come over to his place with the stache.
This might have been funny if you had worded it better.
If I didn’t have to wear shoes at work I would be so happy.
just don’t. Fuck ‘em.
Dorn renting a white cargo van and advertising “Free Kittens” on the side, while parking in school zones with the stache, TFTC?
Try just a little bit harder. You almost tried way too hard but not quite. That was close.
Y’all better ease up on that disrespect now.
If you really can’t control the urge to call guys out for trying too hard, stop trying so fucking hard.
I’m trying to find that fine line between trying to hard and not enough, and then pissing all over said line.
Well, you’ve established that you know where the trying too hard territory is. No refuting that. Just ease up on the gas a little bit buddy and you’ll be alright.
^I think i can handle that. Alright, leme see what i can pick up around town and ill give it a go.
Excellent advise. Do you think ill be aright drinking a few more beers before i drive home, since im easing up on the gas?
^Only if while you are drinking said beers, you are doing a line of blow off a hooker’s chest while waving an American flag chanting USA.
This isn’t Dorn. It’s Derek Holland. http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/derek-holland-dlhq.jpg
Why do you guys even have that asian tennis court in your office? Get a damn pool table or something