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I would honestly like to know how much shit gets past these retards at TSA. I had a credit card knife thingy (didn’t intentionally bring it on, forgot it was in my wallet) and passed through TSA unhassled, yet they make you throw away a tiny ass bottle of mouthwash. This system is fucking retarded.
Apparently everyone and there mother is fucking MacGyver and can bring down a 747 with a travel sized bottle of Listerine.
Judging from the TSA enforcement strategy, not “everyone and their mother” is fucking MacGyver. It’s ONLY their mothers, and their grandmothers, and veterans in wheelchairs that deserve screening. Not 22-30 y.o. Arabs, who seem to pass through unhindered.
I don’t think Arabs make it through very easily.
Typical libtard. PC Police now invading TFM.
When the FBI snuck weapons through TSA security to test the TSA something like 90% percent of the weapons got through.
TSA are probably as bad as mall cops.
Where’s Fail Friday?
I carry a utility knife daily and think nothing of it. I forgot to leave it behind and made it through TSA with it clipped to my pants pocket, then again on the trip back.
Fast forward one year, I was pulled aside to have my shit searched because they believed to have found battery cells for a bomb. The search revealed two decks of playing cards.
Fun fact #1: Ignoring full body scanner, the knife is uncovered and visible on my hip.
#2: My other bag contained an actual Battery for my laptop. Bag not searched.
Prayers to those who have to shit.
TSA is actually gay
You have a way with words
You’re the one who smokes lights
You’re lying if you say that you weren’t scoping for hot chicks the whole video
Get Pre-Check. It’s safed me quite a few times from missing my flight.
Apparently so did skipping English class
It’s gonna take a long time to check all them people’s azz holes
Annnnnd that’s why people who haven’t signed up for TSA pre check yet are idiots
I don’t do group travel.
The TSA is nothing more than security theatre, and they suck at their job. I was leaving Nevada after spending a week at a shooting range. After I made it through security, I reached into my backpack and found three .45 bullets. They made me throw away my toenail clippers, but somehow unspent shells were missed?
His commentary on the line is strikingly similar to the things I said in bed to today’s tinder girl.