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This Lady Who Humped A Decapitated T-Rex Statue At A Children’s Park May Be The Thirstiest Human Alive

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A children’s dinosaur exhibit in Exmouth, England, has come under attack from multiple vandals. First, somebody decapitated a statue of a baby T-Rex. Now, police are searching for a woman who lifted her leopard print shirt, dropped her panties, and humped the shit out of the scraggly nub where the dinosaur’s head used to be.

From The Sun:

COPS investigating shocking images of a woman performing a sex act on a dinosaur model at a kids park have identified a suspect.

The explicit image – described as an “all time low” – shows the woman naked from the waist down straddling the T-Rex model in Exmouth last week.

The model of a baby T-Rex in an egg is part of the Exmouth Dino Trail in Devon.

Sergeant Richard Stonecliffe, from Exmouth Police, said: “We are still continuing our investigations and we have now identified the woman in the photographs who we will be speaking to.”

Officers are yet to charge anyone related to the horrific images.

Jurassic Pork.

At least it wasn’t a brontosaurus.

I am the last person who can judge this woman. If you’ve read my articles over the past year, you know I’ve had my fair share of sex with inanimate objects. When you haven’t gotten laid in a while, people will resort to some crazy things. Maybe it’s a microwaved banana peel. Maybe it’s two slices of bologna stuffed in a couch cushion. And maybe it’s the jagged ceramic of a headless baby t-rex statue. Different strokes.

[via The Sun]

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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