This Literal Genius Has Life Figured Out, Dates Multiple Girls At Once

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This Literal Genius Has Life Figured Out, Dates Multiple Girls At Once

Meet Leon Feingold. Leon is a 41-year-old genius. He has an IQ of a whopping 168. He’s not on Bobby Fischer’s level, but that places him higher than Einstein. Not only is he a genius, but he is a former professional baseball pitcher, a lawyer, and he runs his own real estate brokerage firm. He even dabbles in coaching youngsters on pitching. So, yeah, you could say he’s doing pretty well in life.

The real story here is not that Feingold may be one of the coolest geniuses on the planet because of these accomplishments. The real story is that he’s one of the coolest geniuses in the world because of his approach toward his sex life. Simply put, there’s not one girl out there who can meet all his needs, so he just bangs a bunch of different girls.

In a recent interview with New York Magazine, Leon went into detail about his polyamorous lifestyle, which includes his thirst for multiple women.

I was meeting lots of girls I liked. One week I went out with seven different girls all in a row: That’s seven straight overnights. I sound like I’m bragging, but I’m just explaining that I was seeing a lot of people.

He’s got a whole composite of women that he could proudly hang among the halls of many other famous composites. His justification for such an action is very reasonable, too: He has so many social and intellectual needs that can’t be satisfied by one girl. He just finds one who can fill the hole that another girl can’t — while still keeping the other in the rotation.

Yes, that’s why I was enjoying seeing all these people — because I have all these needs. Not just three or four. I have about 30 things that are important to me, and if any one of them wasn’t met, I would get antsy.

This is the same thing I’ve been preaching to my girlfriend for months, but she’s not having any of it.

[via NY Mag]

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