If you don't absolutely love dishing out cunnilingus at every possible opportunity, you're clinically insane. If I had to choose between getting a blowjob and munching box, I'd take the latter every damn time.
To you psychopaths out there who want your gal pal to get an oral donation to her beef wallet but don't want to be the philanthropist, the Fiera Arouser for Her is right up your alley - and soon to be gently massaging hers.
Congratulations, weirdos who don't like muff diving. Science has catered to your already-damned souls. Whatever, more puss for me.