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This Potential Sociopath Is Eating A Photo Of Jason Segel Every Day Until Jason Segel Eats A Photo Of Him

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Let’s just get right to the video. I suggest periodically skipping ahead, as it gets a bit redundant after the first couple bite/chew sessions.

That’s yesterday’s Day 1 vid; I assume today’s edition is forthcoming unless Segel already caved.

It remains to be seen why, exactly, our honorable masticator (whose YouTube name is “Dog Shit”) wants to see Jason Segel eat a photo of him. Maybe it’s sexual. Maybe it’s a promise he made to his dying grandfather. Maybe he just wants an excuse to eat paper. I don’t know, and I don’t want to know. All I do know is that I’m going to see this saga through to its potentially bitter end, when either Jason Segel eats a photo of Dog Shit, or Dog Shit dies of colon blockage. And for those of you wondering at home, this is the photo Dog Shit wants Segel to eat.

This is a very clever way to get a rise out of someone. You think Jason Segel wants Dog Shit’s (rectal) blood on his hands? Of course not. Nobody wants anyone’s rectal blood on their person at any time. I’m going to guess Jason Segel eats that photo, and he does it within the week. And if not, I’ll be here to watch Dog Shit eat that photo each and every day until his timely demise.

[via YouTube]

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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