In honor of tonight’s NFL Draft, this week’s Throwback Thursday column is the 2013 Wife Mock Draft…
School: University of Maryland
House: Top-tier smart house
Major: Business Administration
Hair color: Brunette
Weight: 119 lbs.
-Highly regarded in Panhellic community, held exec positions for two years.
-Been called a “tomcat” by several ex-boyfriends.
-Runway model legs.
-Comes from money. Father owns houses in Breckenridge, Captiva Island and Scottsdale.
-Strong character, high integrity. Has never cheated on a boyfriend, even in high school.
-Career-first woman. May not be a “team player” when it comes to child-bearing.
-Her father demands her spouse also be Jewish. Conversion may be in the cards.
-Considering business school in London.
Projected: Late 1st/Early 2nd
Outlook: Could prove to be good value, considering. Potential cornerstone piece for any partner. Medium bust potential, divorce could be a factor. Possible fall-back option in free agency once first round of divorcees hit the open market next decade.