I haven’t laughed at a prank call in a decade. The last one I can remember was The Jerky Boys “Kick My Dog.” I’ll go ahead and make this a 2-for-1 old school special and put that mature clip at the end of this column. First, listen to this Sigma Chi attempt to get his “two large fraternity specials” delivered to the house. Papa John’s General Manager Jack Stratiff (the prankster) gives him a good talking to.
“Well, it’s the fraternity that you’re in actually we don’t want to be associated with it, with a homosexual fraternity.” –Jack, The Papa John’s Don
“How ’bout permanent revoked status. That mean anything to you? That basically means you’ll never have a pizza delivered to you any day in your life.” That’s right Jack, you tell that dumb son-of-a-bitch that ‘five star number one losers’ don’t get pizza. Now enjoy this classic Jerky Boys prank call: