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Throwback Thursday: Pro Athletes and Booze

Seeing those pictures of Dirk and The Cubes getting shitfaced at the bar after the Mavs snatched the NBA Championship got me thinking about all those classic pictures of drunk athletes floating around the internet. They are people too, just like us, who get blackout drunk and don’t think before letting slams flash their cameras. It’s time to revisit some of those classic photographs, and share our feelings about shitfaced professional athletes:


It’s all fun and games until Dirk chugs a little bit too much of the bubbly…


…and turns back into this goofy mother fucker.


The German and The Canadian used to get weird on the reg.


Kyle “The Bottle” Orton grinds on a blonde with big titties.


Cutler looking slightly handicapped. This is the same face he makes in the huddle, and with Kristin Cavallari in bed.


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Someone call Josh Hamilton’s sponsor, he’s out raging on blow again.


Seriously, someone call Hamilton’s sponsor.


Eli throws on his unrivaled dumbface.


This is actually pretty calm for John Daly.


Matt Leinart wears cool fucking boardshorts.


I wanna be like Mike.

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