Throwback Thursday: Ranking Texas’ Hottest Playmates

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An interesting phenomenon transpired as I compiled this week’s rankings. I started the evening as a tit man, and consciously evolved into an ass man. It was as if I was in the opening scene of 2001: A Space Odyssey. There I was, minding my own business, gazing upon a beautiful piece of equipment, and before I knew it, I was slinging a bone into the air.

A heads-up for anyone who likes to explore Google images after reading these installments: apparently razor blades were invented sometime around the Y2K crisis. I’m not going to have the stomach to eat Ramen noodle for quite some time. Keep me in your prayers.

33. Marian Stafford (March 1956)

32. Rebecca Ramos (January 2003)

31. Carol Willis (July 1970)

30. Louann Fernald (June 1979)

29. Kimberly McArthur (January 1982)

28. Ashley Cox (December 1977)

27. Echo Johnson (January 1993)

26. Connie Brighton (September 1982)

25. Lisa Baker (November 1966)

24. Laurie Carr (December 1986)

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