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Throwback Thursday: Top 5 Frattest TV Dads

Derek Morris

Wow, where do I begin? First of all, I pioneered closing deals via the giant cell phone. Closing major deals on a device the size of a small child is frat, but taking calls while your son is trying to talk about his feelings is even more frat. Hey Zack, try again when you’re not wearing an invisibelt and maybe I’ll stop making major moves on the reg. Notice my suspenders, they’ve got post Reaganomics wealth written all over them. Next time Zack is out acting like a self-absorbed, borderline sociopath, I hope he remembers where he got it from.

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