Tiger Changes Facebook Relationship Status, Now Overwhelming Favorite For Masters

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Nice Move

Just look at the lovely couple up there. Tiger announced today, via Facebook, of all things, that they are indeed official.

This season has been great so far and I’m happy with my wins at Torrey and Doral. Something nice that’s happened off the course was meeting Lindsey Vonn. Lindsey and I have been friends for some time, but over the last few months we have become very close and are now dating. We thank you for your support and for respecting our privacy. We want to continue our relationship, privately, as an ordinary couple and continue to compete as athletes.

“Hey, so now that we’re dating and all, you think we should go ahead and knock out a professional photo shoot together?”

Is this a famous person thing? You agree to make your relationship a monogamous one, and then schedule a photo shoot together? More photos can be seen on the official Tiger Woods Facebook page. The most alarming observation that you’ll make there, and one that everyone on earth will agree with, is that Tiger Woods has downgraded in a big, big way.

Now on to golf. With the Masters looming next month, and considering Tiger’s way-too-long hiatus from hoisting a major trophy or getting fitted for a green jacket, one could theorize that Ms. Vonn is Tiger’s slumpbuster.

Hey, it makes sense. Plus, the man hasn’t won the big one since being single.

[via Facebook]

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