Tiger Woods & Arnold Palmer Beat Down Goons In Fight

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What do you get when you throw Tiger Woods and Arnold Palmer in a street fight against a bunch of goons trying to steal The Masters trophy and a few other defining pieces of golf heritage?

An absolute, no-holds-barred, like Patrick Swayze in the bar in Road House, classic beat down of some hooligans, courtesy of two golf greats. That’s what.

In EA Sports’ new long-run cinematic preview “The Rumble,” for Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2014, Eldridge and Arnie prove they can hold their own, with a little John Belushi inspired, zip-line assist from another PGA Tour legend.

This is absolutely classic.

Three of the golf’s most heralded just laying the smack down in their Sunday’s best. The Omaha Spread reference was great too, and how can you not love Lee Trevino swooping in at the end like that to take down the Mr. T wannabe? In an airline hanger, nonetheless, that likely houses all three of their Gulfstreams.

Seeing this bit just gets me so amped up to get out on the range as I did for the first time a few days ago. It should do the same for you. Gentlemen, spring is upon us, golf is upon us, and the Masters tees off exactly two weeks from today.

An XBox only cost $99 these days?! That’s fucking crazy.

Also, I wrote this in the car as I’m on my way to buy Tiger Woods PGA Tour 14, right now.

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Ashley Schaeffer is a senior contributing writer for Total Frat Move. If you thought he was a woman, he'll take that as a compliment, because he loves women. Wooh. He's proud to hold two degrees from Penn State, and certainly contributed to the university's reputable rankings in the party school category during his time there. He's even more proud to anchor the TFM News team. Feel free to hit up his pager or drop an email (SchaefferTFM@gmail.com) with any warranted leads, or just to shoot the breeze about Philly sports. In the meantime, drop by his dealership for great deals on gently used BMW's.

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