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Even that mustache doesn’t hide the fact that you look like someone stuffed an obese woman’s liposuction fat into a condom and glued eyes to it
That description was more brutal than being the hypothetical doctor of said operation.
Somebody has to get Dorn out of Jail for creeping around the elementary schools.
Bacon this isn’t going to help with all those paparazzi and fans you deal with daily
Where is Allison?
Is the native video player on this site buggy as hell for everyone else too? Fullscreen never works, and the framerate is shit. Why reinvent the wheel when you could just upload them to YouTube and embed them?
Just because you did it, doesn’t mean your guilty.
Still going with DUI Dick
“I’ll haze the prosecution; for you!” TFrattorneyM
Dorn was the guy who got Chuck e Cheese’s confused with Dave n Buster’s and pissed in the ball pit
Bacon, are you so allergic to the sun that you have to keep the blinds closed?
I didn’t “hate” this, but damn Bacon, take a breath once in a while. You started getting redder than the hair of your leprechaun forefathers.