Top 10 Hottest Fox News Anchors

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Boner Tucking 101 should be a mandatory pre-employment course at Fox News. Maintaining a professional, boner-free work environment is highly conducive to a great on-air product, and it should be a priority. With all the scattered ass walking through the hallways of the Fox News buildings and studios, it would be easy for one to get distracted, or worse, visually aroused.

The following women are the reasons why. Here are my top 10 hottest Fox News anchorwomen, plus a bonus feature:

10. Heather Nauert

9. Sandra Smith

8. Shannon Bream

7. Jamie Colby

6. Megyn Kelly

5. Martha MacCallum

4. Ainsley Earhardt

3. Jenna Lee

2. Julie Banderas

1. Courtney Friel

And finally, I don’t care how long it takes, but someone needs to start teaching this incredible French news lady how to speak English. Frankly, she doesn’t even need to speak it well. She can even just hold up cards if she wants. The Fox higher ups need to make this happen. Who does she even work for, LCI? Never heard of it. Fox News could money-whip them.

Here she is. Her name is Melissa Theuriau:


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