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Was this just a note taking assignment for you in case one day you have sex?
I don’t know of any mistakes I could be making when I’m lasting 15 second or less.
Never have sex with your boss, Jared. Even if he traps you in the supply closet or woos you with promises of drugs and money. You won’t respect yourself. Plus I hear Bacon has a tiny wee wee so it won’t be good for you anyway.
If you think Jared has an ounce of self respect you’re fucking high. He would give in for 5 bucks and a Smirnoff ice.
I kinda want to see “icing” come back. But keep it simple and clear. It should be played as a long game, one played with skill and cunning.
It must be strategically placed such that they happen upon it themselves. You could keep an empty case of natty in your fridge just below eye level so they can’t see into it. They reach their arm in there and instead of a brew they find defeat and emasculation.
You guys forgot to add 500 likes to this
Smash the clit and rub it in. Got it
So passing out on top of them after 20 seconds of pure disappointment is not a top mistake?