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Top TFMs of the Day

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Summertime holidays revolving around patriotism, grilled meat, and alcohol. #TFM

2. Making non-contact sports contact. #TFM

3. Taking off your shirt to intimidate pledges despite them being in far better shape than you. #TFM

4. Having a retirement lifestyle at the age of 19. #TFM

5. Convincing her you’re a terrible liar. #TFM

6. Everyone who drinks less than you being a lightweight, and everyone who drinks more than you having a problem. #TFM

7. Being too hungover to take her to breakfast, then suddenly finding the energy to play a full round of golf. #TFM

8. Those few mystery seconds in the morning before rolling over to see what she looks like. #TFM

9. Taking a study break from drinking. #TFM

10. Giving out “pledge points” for good behavior that have no redeemable value. #TFM

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