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Top TFMs of the Day

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Listening to hardcore rap about the ills of society despite growing up upper-middle class and having never had to deal with real adversity. #TFM

2. Having higher standards for honesty on the golf course than in the classroom. #TFM

3. Doing something you had no desire to do in the first place solely because someone said you wouldn’t do it. #TFM

4. Giving a demeaning nickname to someone before you’ve established a friendship with them. #TFM

5. Needing glasses to read, but having the ability to spot a pledge missing his pin from 200 yards away. #TFM

6. Claiming that you’re “not going to dignify that with a response” to something you definitely did. #TFM

7. I like my women like I like my milk: rich, white, and 2% fat. #TFM

8. Blaming the wet bed on her. #TFM

9. Mason-Dixon Line (n.) : An imaginary line that separates F from NF. #TFM

10. Unnecessarily addressing the elephant in the room. #TFM

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