Top TFMs of the Day

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We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Highly inappropriate, yet perfectly reasonable nicknames. #TFM

2. Describing your minor twist on a popular drinking game as “the type of American ingenuity that put us on the moon.” #TFM

3. Developing a habit of smelling the contents of water bottles before drinking them. #TFM

4. “We’ll put a boot in your ass, it’s the American way.” #TFM

5. Utter confusion throughout the house upon hearing that the formal venue would have your chapter back again. #TFM

6. Immediately checking your blazer pockets the next morning for clues. #TFM

7. Having a strong political opinion on an election that took place prior to your birth. #TFM

8. Not being a legacy, but starting one. #TFM

9. Mom seeing my room and saying it needs more natural light. I agreed and re-stocked the mini fridge. #TFM

10. Dad gave me one instruction upon issuance of the company credit card. “The rule for clients and soldiers are the same. If you see one, don’t ever let them pick up the tab.” #TFM

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