Top TFMs of the Day

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We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Giving the rushee in cargos the “short” house tour. #TFM

2. Inviting the campus PD to play lawn sports when they were called there for a noise complaint. #TFM

3. Subtly introducing her sorority paddle into your bedroom routine. #TFM

4. Bill Clinton casually denying hooking up with a girl he’s not proud of. #TFM

5. USA asserting dominance over the rest of the world in sports we don’t even care about. #TFM

6. Plausibly denying the accusations, strongly supporting the rumors that created them. #TFM

7. Deeming any team you support as “America’s team.” #TFM

8. Money received by your chapter for academic success going towards something counterproductive to academics. #TFM

9. Attempting to close by dropping the line “Take me to bed or lose me forever.” #TFM

10. Goths call us conformists. Hipsters call us mainstream. PETA calls us cruel. Environmentalists call us close-minded. Feminists call us womanizers. Socialists call us greedy. Liberals call us ignorant. But despite all this, society calls us successful. #TFM

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