Top TFMs of the Day

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We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Patrick Kane taking the Stanley Cup to a Jimmy Buffett concert. #TFM

2. Having friends in low places to get you into trouble and friends in high places to get you out of it. #TFM

3. Convincing Mom that your fraternity is “academically focused.” #TFM

4. German guy at the bar challenged me, asking how many World Cups we’ve won. I responded, “How many World Wars have you won?” #TFM

5. Ricky Bobby living his entire life based on something his father said while under the influence. #TFM

6. Running layup lines before an IM basketball game. #TFM

7. Getting slightly more competitive and way more patriotic when USA plays Germany in anything. #TFM

8. Telling the bouncer “now you’re just splitting hairs” when he denies your ID that looks absolutely nothing like you. #TFM

9. Prank calling the hazing hotline. #TFM

10. Alcohol giving you the ability to speak in cursive. #TFM

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