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Top TFMs of the Day

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Losing your motor skills, but not your motorboating skills. #TFM

2. Switching from leg day to arms after spotting a group of hot girls in the gym. #TFM

3. Telling the GDIs waiting outside your house that you ran out of alcohol. #TFM

4. Announcing to the group that you feel “somewhat responsible” for something that was clearly 100% your fault. #TFM

5. Celebrating America’s birthday significantly harder than your own. #TFM

6. Endorsing your brothers on LinkedIn for skills they don’t have. #TFM

7. Discovering previously untapped athleticism while nearing a previously unattained BAC level. #TFM

8. Your old man talking to you for hours about school, yet not once bringing up grades. #TFM

9. Using your croakies as a tourniquet after a party trick goes wrong. #TFM

10. May I never wake up from the American Dream. #TFM

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