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Top TFMs Of The Day

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Sometimes it’s a marathon. Sometimes it’s a sprint. All that matters is that I finish. #TFM

2. Being a loyal drinker of one cheap beer and calling out others for drinking different, equally shitty beer. #TFM

3. No girl has ever had sex with me twice. #TFM

4. All of your pop culture references being from the ’80s despite being born years after they technically ended. #TFM

5. Discovering the flask in your suit jacket mid-capstone presentation. #TFM

6. Being more worried about your drink’s safety than your own. #TFM

7. Jeb Bush only having a chance because he is a legacy. #TFM

8. Graduating with a major in business and a minor in possession. #TFM

9. The self-motivational whisper of “talk to me, Goose” as you scan the bar for talent. #TFM

10. That awkward phase of the day between never drinking again and noon. #TFM

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