Top TFMs of the Day

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We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Telling stories from pledging like a scarred war veteran. #TFM

2. Rarely opening textbooks. Frequently opening bar tabs. Always opening the test bank. #TFM

3. Insisting to the officer that it was “all in good fun.” #TFM

4. Your IM opponent’s confidence coming from overall athleticism, your team’s falsely coming from an elevated collective BAC. #TFM

5. John Hancock starting a tradition in 1776 by providing no substantial contribution to the group project, but signing his name the largest anyway. #TFM

6. Perpetually being “a few weeks of healthy eating away” from getting your old physique back. #TFM

7. Attempting to convince the police the party is under control while 40s are taped to your hands. #TFM

8. Hawaiian shirt mugshots. #TFM

9. Letting the GDI who you were just partnered with in class know that the relationship will be strictly business. #TFM

10. Realizing that the kid you kicked out of last night’s party sits next to you in lecture, then remembering you actually invited him to the house the previous class. #TFM

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