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Top TFMs of the Day

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own TFM.

1. Buzz Aldrin being the second man on the moon, but the first to piss himself on it. #TFM

2. The instinctive cup tilt at the water cooler. #TFM

3. Forgetting what you told her your name was. #TFM

4. “Coming out of retirement” to accept challengers on the beer pong table. #TFM

5. Stating “Independence” when a British customs agent asks you if you have anything to declare. #TFM

6. Ensuring your GDI lab partner that your annual banger tonight will not get in the way of your work. #TFM

7. Asking what her name is on the way up to your room. #TFM

8. Giving your college’s star running back advice on running the ball while shit-faced. #TFM

9. “Good guy, kind of an asshole.” #TFM

10. Knowing that one day the leader of this great nation will have been on this website commenting about butt pee. #TFM

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