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Top TFMs of the Day

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own TFM.

1. Slapping a flat brim off a geed during the National Anthem. #TFM

2. “You know I’m not going to be sober enough for that.” #TFM

3. Saving the number of every pledge with a working vehicle as “Uber Pledge” in your phone. #TFM

4. “Let me get a few more in me first” before pulling out the dance moves that no one wants to see. #TFM

5. I am respectful to the ladies who carry themselves like one. #TFM

6. Denying her motion to open a relationship discussion. #TFM

7. Trump suggesting that a woman who criticizes him must be on her period. #TFM

8. Treating your body like a dive bar instead of a temple. #TFM

9. Expecting an intervention every time you walk into a crowded room. #TFM

10. I could lie and say I only drink top shelf but fuck I’ll drink anything. #TFM

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