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Top TFMs of the Day

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own TFM.

1. If I had a nickel for every time I blacked out, I’d have lost a lot of nickels. #TFM

2. The number of buttons undone directly correlating to the amount of alcohol consumed. #TFM

3. Yacht appearances. Pirate behavior. #TFM

4. Being considered an alcoholic at home, but a lightweight in the fraternity house. #TFM

5. Old enough to know better; too young to care. #TFM

6. Getting “I’m worried for the country” drunk. #TFM

7. Using performance enhancing drugs in a non-performance enhancing ways. #TFM

8. Donald Trump thinking he’d make a better president than Rand Paul because he’s better at golf. #TFM

9. “Resort casual” being a good description of your attire and way of life. #TFM

10. Being able to miraculously conjure up a fresh beer and a heater every time Wagon Wheel comes on. #TFM

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