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Top TFMs of the Day

We’ll be pulling the newest TFMs from The Wall each day, and randomly including some of our all-time favorites, for this new feature. Download the iOS app and submit your own Total Frat Move.

1. Using your beer bottle as you would your index finger to point something out. #TFM

2. Having to move a collection of beer bongs and drug paraphernalia to get to the First-Aid kit. #TFM

3. Saying, “I’m a lover, not a fighter,” despite being subpar at both. #TFM

4. Quickly changing the subject when asked by your parents to explain the origin of your nickname. #TFM

5. Steve Spurrier hitting the gym in a vest and polo. #TFM

6. Making an unconscious effort. #TFM

7. Churchill Downs banning selfie sticks during the Derby. #TFM

8. Giving yourself a gimme on a putt you’re too intoxicated to sink. #TFM

9. Comparing your return to class to the return of Derrick Rose. #TFM

10. Waking up with a new nickname and no recollection of how you earned it. #TFM

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