Making a pledge wear an American flag shirt everyday. We call him the "pledge of allegiance." TFM.

Posted by Frataholic 993 days ago

If you like Southern girls: raise your glasses. If you don't: raise your standards. TFM.

Posted by BowsNToes 991 days ago

Always choosing red solo cups because the blue ones remind me of liberals. TFM.

Posted by Brocutt 958 days ago

Some GDI walked up to me at the bar and asked why I had my sunglasses around my neck at one in the morning. I told him because I drink til the fucking sun comes up. TFM.

Posted by GDI H8R 1032 days ago

Got drunk, woke up with a girl in her dorm. Turns out she was a pre-fresh in orientation. I was woken by her father, mother and little sister. While naked, I said: “My name is Reese, welcome to Ole Miss, damn glad to meet you.” TFM.

Posted by Reese 1043 days ago

Goths call us conformists. Hipsters call us mainstream. PETA calls us cruel. Environmentalists call us close-minded. Feminists call us womanizers. Socialists call us greedy. Liberals call us ignorant. But despite all this, society calls us successful. TFM.

Posted by bayou breaux 833 days ago

Yes, there are guys in my chapter I don't like. And yes, I will knock your ass out if you talk shit about them. TFM.

Posted by Sterling Cooper 819 days ago

Trading in my paddle that hazes pledges for my M16 that will be hazing in the middle east for the next 6 months. TFM.

Posted by Semper Fratimus 956 days ago

Mom getting a call home because my little brother told a kid in his first grade class that cargo shorts were for GDIs. TFM.

Posted by Frat Clause 993 days ago

I do not have a trust fund, I am not related to W, and I currently drive a Camry as punishment for wrecking the Frathoe. Despite this, I still frat really, really hard. TFM.

Posted by tony bromo 924 days ago

I like my women like I like my milk: rich, white, and 2% fat. TFM.

Posted by Sir Francis Drank 959 days ago

German guy at the bar challenged me, asking how many World Cups we've won. I responded, "How many World Wars have you won?" TFM.

Posted by fratimis brosi 421 days ago

This year I am making pledges purchase a pair of cargo shorts. I will put bricks in the pockets. They will run in the cargo shorts, until they puke, every day for a month. Eventually they will be conditioned to feel nauseated every time they see a pair of cargo shorts. I call it Pavlov's Pledges. TFM.

Posted by Disciple of Lee 1002 days ago

My pledge brother is heart broken because his slut girlfriend of 3 years cheated on him. When I got home he was eating raw cookie dough and watching Glee. You could tell he'd been crying. So I iced his gay ass. TFM.

Posted by BassAssassin 1077 days ago

Motion to add slampiece as a relationship status on Facebook. TFM.

Posted by Brocidan king Brocean 904 days ago

Wasn't born into old money and I'm the first fratter in the family. But my 4.0 and acceptance to med school tells me the old money starts here. TFM.

Posted by Floatie Croakies 884 days ago

Having sex with a sorostitute in the attic of our fratcastle while pledges distract her friends from finding her then naming the maneuver the "Anne Frank". TFM.

Posted by General Lee 944 days ago

There were 1.5 million people at Obama's inauguration and only 417 people missed work that day. TFM.

Posted by thekingRu314 812 days ago

The "No alcohol beyond this point" sign might as well say "I bet you can't chug that whole drink." TFM.

Posted by Stephanie 884 days ago

A CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine Sniper, asked. "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?" The marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil." TFM.

Posted by Joeyholladay 834 days ago