The one year anniversary of SEAL Team 6 getting another W for America. TFM.

Posted by FrattyVines 16 days ago

The guy who was told by his homeowners association that he couldn't fly an American flag in his yard, so he painted his house red, white and blue. TFM.

Posted by holdin pee in for u 28 days ago

There's nothing quite like a nice, cold beer after a long day of drinking nice, cold beer. TFM.

Posted by clever_trevor 18 days ago

Metta World Peaceing your way through a packed house party. TFM.

Posted by Naturdazed 24 days ago

Instinctively downing your drink after realizing you've been holding it for too long. TFM.

Posted by Shaq BROneal 14 days ago

Girl: "I won't sleep with a guy without dating." Me: "Well, I won't commit to a car without a test drive." TFM.

Posted by whistlin dixie 27 days ago

Knowing just enough about everything to be able to hold your own in any conversation. TFM.

Posted by JulianEdwardWoodford 16 days ago

You know she's a keeper when her first choice is the iron piece in Monopoly. TFM.

Posted by SoTFTC 6 days ago

Being able to fit an entire semester of learning into a single pill. TFM.

Posted by LetMyPeopleBRO 15 days ago

Referring to female genitalia as a boner koozie. TFM.

Posted by The Grand Old Party 22 days ago

The new World Trade Center becoming America's newest middle finger towards terrorism. TFM.

Posted by frat1990 17 days ago

Oh, you're going to study in Paris for the summer? Cool. I'm going to rage in America. TFM.

Posted by Go Frat or Go Home 29 days ago

May I never wake up from the American Dream. TFM.

Posted by abner edwin fratton1 8 days ago

The new World Trade Center measuring 1,776 ft. TFM.

Posted by PHIPHIuk 16 days ago

Assuming everyone else is as drunk as you. TFM.

Posted by YeahOkayGuy 14 days ago

Rating girls by how many drinks you'd need. TFM.

Posted by Spfl17 16 days ago

Only American teams left in the NHL playoffs. TFM.

Posted by jdore26 19 days ago

"It's free, dude. Drink it." TFM.

Posted by Louisville Chugger 26 days ago

Matt Kalil immediately bending the flat brim of his new hat while walking across the stage at the NFL Draft. TFM.

Posted by Al_Czervik 21 days ago

Stubbornly denying factually based criticism of America. TFM.

Posted by Captain Douchebag 24 days ago

MCA died fighting for his right to party. TFM.

Posted by River Frat 13 days ago

Not having abs. TFM.

Posted by TheSouthFratsHard 28 days ago

Referring to easy girls as "Par Threes." TFM.

Posted by gobigorgohome 16 days ago

Unanimous vote for the Marine as Pledge Trainer. TFM.

Posted by BigCatBroz 14 days ago

I don't abuse alcohol. We have a great relationship. TFM.

Posted by lfeNARB 2 days ago

Playing a game of "bid/no bid" at your little brother's high school graduation. TFM.

Posted by Greg Frattux 15 days ago

Getting blackout drunk, wearing expensive clothing, and paying big money to watch horses run around a track one time. TFM.

Posted by FratopianWetDream 13 days ago

Telling slams that we don't need a condom because the world is ending in less than 9 months. TFM.

Posted by slampieceslamma 26 days ago

America negotiating the Louisiana Purchase down to less than 3 cents an acre. TFM.

Posted by Brohan 17 days ago

Blacklisting seniors from your high school that wore white tuxedos to prom. TFM.

Posted by Frat Seizure_1890 8 days ago