The guy that yelled, "Stand up for your country, asshole!" while the armed forces were on stage at the NFL Draft. TFM.

Posted by atvpannier 24 days ago

"There was a time in my life when I wasn’t likely to be found at a library, much less found one." - G.W. Bush. TFM.

Posted by Bacon 25 days ago

That tingling sensation you get when you hear we caught a terrorist. TFM.

Posted by americanmade32 29 days ago

"There's only two people in your life you should lie to: the police and your girlfriend." – Jack Nicholson. TFM.

Posted by Bacon 20 days ago

Peter Griffin telling Lois to cook dinner, even though they are going out, so that she won't "get rusty." TFM.

Posted by OleWarSkule 28 days ago

We have a strict 'tell people we have a strict no-hazing policy' policy. TFM.

Posted by TheChampionsTour 27 days ago

America completing its 1,776 foot tall middle finger to terrorism. TFM.

Posted by bart1482 10 days ago

Having the same number of socks as condoms in your sock drawer. Zero. TFM.

Posted by PhiTauRaaaager 24 days ago

That "here we go" feeling while staring down the barrel of an empty drink that just put you over the edge. TFM.

Posted by IneBROated 26 days ago

Going outside for a smoke and finding a terrorist in your boat. TFM.

Posted by Govols 28 days ago

Lowering your house flag to half mast during times of social probation. TFM.

Posted by Uncle_Slam_1776 21 days ago

Getting kicked out of class for calling the guest speaker from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms the "Fun Police." TFM.

Posted by cleavage 25 days ago

The post-golf, pre-party frat nap. TFM.

Posted by Frattylightontap 23 days ago

Starting completely off-the-wall stories with "I shit you not." TFM.

Posted by M_Price Russell 27 days ago

The Statue of Liberty symbolizing freedom in America while rocking a toga. TFM.

Posted by FairwayFreddy 28 days ago

Your sex playlist being a live album so you get applause at the end. TFM.

Posted by WMUFratStar 28 days ago

NASA drawing a huge dick on the surface of Mars to assert intergalactic dominance. TFM.

Posted by ivyfratting 26 days ago

Rocking the slam like a southbound train. TFM.

Posted by Evan24 20 days ago

Jimmy Buffett claiming there was a woman to blame, even when he knew it was his own damn fault. TFM.

Posted by ASlay_47 25 days ago

Celebrating Cinco de Mayo like it's Quatro de Julio. TFM.

Posted by RisingFratstarOfTX 15 days ago