The fist-size hole in the wall on Monday being the size of whole person by Friday. TFM.

Posted by IFratingum 19 days ago

Waking up and finishing the drink still in your hand from passing out the night before. TFM.

Posted by HazeRage 17 days ago

To our veterans, probably about the only thing I'll be able to remember this weekend. TFM.

Posted by Citadel 1 day ago

"I'll be there in spirit" not meaning that you'll be missing the event, but rather you'll be there after consuming a significant amount of liquor. TFM.

Posted by Alphonse Stilldrunk 24 days ago

A sub-par performance on finals followed by an above par performance on the course. TFM.

Posted by MDC05 12 days ago

Making the pledges buy something so you can destroy it right in front of them afterwards. TFM.

Posted by MatteoAvs 17 days ago

Telling a pledge you're on the way to pick him up for a fishing trip, then never showing up. TFM.

Posted by jcc09a 2 days ago

Draping Old Glory over your shoulders Olympics-style after an intramural win versus your rival. TFM.

Posted by PresidentRomney 11 days ago

Gaining the attention of the flight attendant when it's past time to shut off electronics because you're only on page 3 of Rush Boobs. TFM.

Posted by MericaFuckYeah 15 days ago

Having to give a completely different set of rules for my brothers for a party at my parents' lake house than my friends from my hometown. TFM.

Posted by alphaslammaho wazzu 2 days ago

Killing the two straggler beers in your mini-fridge before leaving for summer break. TFM.

Posted by regular_belasco 24 days ago

Not knowing the lyrics, but singing it anyway. TFM.

Posted by OwenLincolnFratter 11 days ago

Commandeering the grill. TFM.

Posted by Frathood215 3 days ago

Shoulder-checking the dude in the store carrying imported beer on Memorial Day weekend. TFM.

Posted by Bobby Esquire MD 1 day ago

The perpetual stench of fear in the house basement. TFM.

Posted by Fordy Webb 18 days ago

Making a pledge speak with a British accent, then hazing him for it. TFM.

Posted by lionhunting 23 days ago

Justifying blacking out with, "Sometimes you have to forget about life for a while." TFM.

Posted by SperryLight 1 day ago

Tiger having "well influenced" people inform him about Sergio's collapse on 17. TFM.

Posted by FrattingOutLoud 12 days ago

Getting the "You're not going to like how much this tab is" look from the bartender. TFM.

Posted by endbrocism 11 days ago

Laying claim to real estate in the lecture hall by letting your boat shoes air out. TFM.

Posted by Football_Fratter 25 days ago