Saying "I've gotta go, my country needs me" before leaving a slam's room. TFM.

Posted by Greg Frattux 27 days ago

Being a slightly above average athlete. TFM.

Posted by Danny Devitbro 20 days ago

Making up believable facts in order to win an argument. TFM.

Posted by YeahOkayGuy 7 days ago

Brooks Brothers making collars that don't pop correctly. TFM.

Posted by Rutherford B_Haze 24 days ago

Drinking away problems you don't have. TFM.

Posted by fratty light01 28 days ago

Betting on a horse name that references alcohol...and winning. TFM.

Posted by Crocket Keller 12 days ago

The guy who starts the "make out" chant towards the two drunk girls. TFM.

Posted by Chadbrochocinco 22 days ago

Assuming that anything that is the best in America is the best in the world. TFM.

Posted by FuckLiberals1 10 days ago

The US military simply naming a missile "The Patriot." TFM.

Posted by Chadbrochocinco 29 days ago

Actually walking up to the front when the professor asks if you'd like to teach the class. TFM.

Posted by bm11 22 days ago

The entire bar booing until the bartender turns off "I'm sexy and I know it." TFM.

Posted by Texas Tux and Oil 26 days ago

Jesus died for my sins, and I'm making sure he gets his money's worth. TFM.

Posted by TroyDX 7 days ago

Dyson having a Mothers Day sale on vacuums. TFM.

Posted by a_FarmHouse_man 17 days ago

Watching only the first half of Wedding Crashers. TFM.

Posted by BrotlebyTheScribner 9 days ago

Having considerably more sex than your girlfriend. TFM.

Posted by beachfront frat 16 days ago

My grandfather backpacking Europe from Normandy to Berlin. TFM.

Posted by speedunlimits 16 days ago

Finding the one article that supports your argument and discrediting all the others as liberal propaganda. TFM.

Posted by BrewConn Slutskies 2 days ago

Bubba telling his wife he won't change his kid's poop diapers because he won The Masters. TFM.

Posted by Frattin Up North 22 days ago

Switching dates mid-formal. TFM.

Posted by Coors_Dova_Light 23 days ago

Your game of flip cup got in the way of my game of flip table. TFM.

Posted by BlackoutNation 18 days ago

Perfectly executing a bad idea. TFM.

Posted by Frat Man Do 9 days ago

Realizing the things a sorority girl will do for a fraternity t-shirt. TFM.

Posted by Always Late 26 days ago

Seeing her naked before knowing her name. TFM.

Posted by rawdog 15 days ago

The kid who told Michelle Obama he wanted to be a secret service agent because "They get a lot of hookers." TFM.

Posted by KAgp 16 days ago

My life is an American-themed party. TFM.

Posted by Danny Devitbro 26 days ago

America adopting other nation's holidays just to have an excuse to rage. TFM.

Posted by Dr Hazenstein 15 days ago

Calling British people "Redcoats." TFM.

Posted by never pro BROno 3 days ago

Slipping in a boob grab on the Kiss Cam. TFM.

Posted by The Baron 19 days ago

Our house is pretty diverse. We have upper-middle class, upper class and the 1%. TFM.

Posted by AnyGivenFratDay 26 days ago

Sperrys making your feet pledge for two weeks. TFM.

Posted by ICANfraton 16 days ago