When you find a single long, blonde hair while scratching your balls during a lecture. TFM.

Posted by The Password is Taco 23 days ago

Your daily attire reminding the professor that his summer course comes third to your golf game and pool time. TFM.

Posted by Blackball Bill 5 days ago

Declining the morning after friend request. TFM.

Posted by samp 25 days ago

The unspoken long drive contest with the guy next you at the range. TFM.

Posted by hokie93 5 days ago

You can lead a pledge to water and you can make him drink. TFM.

Posted by PDXBRO15 30 days ago

Having a nickname that nobody knows the origin of. TFM.

Posted by VolunteerTradition23 15 days ago

Being unsure of what the foreign exchange student in class is saying, but being pretty sure you disagree. TFM.

Posted by youngfratdaddy 17 days ago

Saying "Classic" about something that's never happened before to your knowledge. TFM.

Posted by TU10 11 days ago

Dubya referring to the Oval Office as a "Shrine of Democracy." TFM.

Posted by TrueAmericanPatriot 29 days ago

Georgia Senator Saxby Chambliss shooting a hole-in-one against Obama, also for simply being named Saxby Chambliss. TFM.

Posted by SigChi97 18 days ago

Having enough acreage on your property to dismiss the need for a WiFi password. TFM.

Posted by TopTiersGetTits 15 days ago

Hiding money and other valuables in your boat shoes as a sure-fire way for them not to get stolen. TFM.

Posted by georgia_guy 4 days ago

Volunteering to coach your little brother's summer baseball team to keep your hazing skills up to snuff. TFM.

Posted by Number 1 Gayzer 7 days ago

The look of disgust given to anyone getting caught doing something illegal, yet you've done plenty of times. TFM.

Posted by Bottle to Throttle 4 days ago

"I've been called worse." TFM.

Posted by AdolfShitler 6 days ago

The instant pass out after ejaculation. TFM.

Posted by ForTheTroops 23 days ago

Jack Donaghy considering sex with a stranger to be first base. TFM.

Posted by fratford_reserve 25 days ago

Asking the pool party host if they put that stuff in the water that turns blue if you piss in it…while in the pool. TFM.

Posted by Just The Clit 5 days ago

Sunday Night Football replacing their hot blonde singer with a younger, hotter blonde singer. TFM.

Posted by RepublicOfTexas 17 days ago

When you find a single long, blonde hair on yourself during a lecture. TFM.

Posted by fratdaddynasty 25 days ago