Only flying Delta. TFM.

Posted by Natturday Nights 17 days ago

Being proactive and putting yourself on the list for a liver transplant while you're still in college. TFM.

Posted by tmaresch 28 days ago

Patches O'Hoolihan utilizing wrenches in his hazing methods. TFM.

Posted by Wildcard Bitches 9 days ago

Talking your way out of a "Sailing Under the Influence" charge. TFM.

Posted by Swaxedout 19 days ago

Cotton Hill calling Hank's wife, "Hank's wife." TFM.

Posted by FRATURALlite 27 days ago

Referring to Barack Obama as America's Interim Manager. TFM.

Posted by ZeteNJ 27 days ago

Grandpa giving me his 1935 topsiders after initiation. TFM.

Posted by Glenlivet21 9 days ago

Being your father's pledge for 18 years until initiation. TFM.

Posted by PartyQuad 14 days ago

Mel Kiper Jr. Pledge scouts future slams during sorority recruitment. TFM.

Posted by GeedsOnTheStreet 18 days ago

Getting "fat girls are people too" drunk. TFM.

Posted by SECGreek 7 days ago

Perfecting the one hand beer can open. TFM.

Posted by Frat Like a Boss 19 days ago

Ron Burgundy not letting his kids make eye contact with him. TFM.

Posted by Chadbrochocinco 14 days ago

I'm a perfect blend of my father's pride and my mother's worst nightmare. TFM.

Posted by FrocketPower 3 days ago

Having a pair of yard work Sperrys. TPM.

Posted by frathound315 3 days ago

FDR overseeing America's repeat title win from his wheelchair. TFM.

Posted by Geordi La Frat 22 days ago

My home course is in a video game. TFM.

Posted by casadeherb 13 days ago

Referring to the summer as "the offseason." TFM.

Posted by UpperUpper 18 days ago

President Eisenhower damaging the floor of the oval office with golf spikes. TFM.

Posted by Frat1208 18 days ago

Overhand beer tosses. TFM.

Posted by Chadbrochocinco 24 days ago

Globo Gym being better than the Average Joes, and knowing it. TFM.

Posted by ThetaChiTillIDie 8 days ago

Including my handicap on my resume. TFM.

Posted by Michifratigan 4 days ago

Lloyd's blatant disregard for the rules by triple stamping a double stamp. TFM.

Posted by FrattyBobby 15 days ago

Sorry, my give-a-fuck is broken. TFM.

Posted by The Creed 15 days ago

The end of the night loosened tie knot. TFM.

Posted by GeedsOnTheStreet 9 days ago

Sending the slam a Mothers Day card just to keep her on her toes. TFM.

Posted by TauTheIV 4 days ago

Being told by a female cop to stop hitting golf balls from your property, and responding by asking her what she could possibly know about golf. TFM.

Posted by Fratty Couples PGA 9 days ago

Getting sloppy firsts. TFM.

Posted by Fratty Natty Daddy 28 days ago

Tim Taylor always wearing a dress shirt and tie with his tool belt on Tool Time. TFM.

Posted by FratHerOnTheAss 15 days ago

Rushing a kid just because his last name is Fister. TFM.

Posted by djohnk1 15 days ago

Blaming a bad shot on a $400 driver. TFM.

Posted by Fratty Couples PGA 16 days ago