I guess I'm technically a GDI, but that's only because they don't have fraternities at West Point. TFM.

Posted by slampieceslamma 558 days ago

"No matter how long it takes, justice will be done." -W. TFM.

Posted by VeniVidiVici 779 days ago

On a scale of Anne Frank to Osama Bin Laden, how good is your hiding place, pledge? TFM

Posted by lyre love 1000 days ago

I am respectful to the ladies who carry themselves like one. TFM.

Posted by wilt bradley 657 days ago

Jake from State Farm still wearing khakis at 3am. TFM.

Posted by Little 500 383 days ago

No GDI, I'm not excited about going home to see my old friends, I like my new ones better. TFM.

Posted by Brooks Brothers Bro 915 days ago

The other side of my bed doesn't have a night stand to remind her that this bedroom has a one night stand policy. TFM.

Posted by Oprah Is A Dyke 579 days ago

I'm not sexist. Being sexist is wrong, and being wrong is for women. TFM.

Posted by kingFRATexcellence 532 days ago

North Korea being so low on America's list of priorities that we sent Dennis Rodman as our international diplomat. TFM.

Posted by PDXBRO15 103 days ago

John McCain surviving 5 years of hazing in a Vietnamese POW camp and refusing to leave without his pledge brothers. TFM.

Posted by Moxon 793 days ago

Batman's super power being having a lot of money. TFM.

Posted by bigboy112 331 days ago

That awkward phase of the day between never drinking again and noon. TFM.

Posted by PeterPledgeship 668 days ago

The pledges are doing a bonding exercise in a dark room. 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle with nothing but a strobe light in the corner. TFM.

Posted by alpha grabba hoe 649 days ago

Rushing more kids than Kony. TFM.

Posted by Frat Daddy ISU 468 days ago

Having a Nintendo 64 hooked up to the 70" flat screen. TFM.

Posted by DaveDavidson 543 days ago

Blue fields are college football's Ed Hardy tees. TFM.

Posted by Frattorney at Law 968 days ago

Slamming like it's the '60s, getting high like the '70s, dressing like the '80s, making money like the '90s and drinking like it's the end of the world. TFM.

Posted by CPTFrat 466 days ago

For all you ladies out there who use Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty...carry on. TFM.

Posted by Natty_Slammer 601 days ago

The business world combined "slampiece" and "pledge" and called it "secretary." TFM.

Posted by BrosefStalin17 544 days ago

Killing terrorists for ten years to make up for one sucker-punch. TFM.

Posted by ragestar 647 days ago