The South. The one fraternity northerners will never ruin. TFM

Posted by Raised Southern, Raised Right 587 days ago

Ignoring the "so what are we?" text until you get the "heyyy wat are you doing? :) " text at 2:17am. TFM.

Posted by Hoorah06 133 days ago

Going to class is like wearing a condom. You know you should but it feels so much better not to. TFM

Posted by joe john 598 days ago

Two slams at the same time, but not a threesome. Gotta love daylight savings. TFM.

Posted by Bowsbeforehoes 191 days ago

Pledge brother just called me from 2 1/2 hours away with a blown radiator. Told him I would see him in 2 1/2 hours. TFM.

Posted by kentuckyswag 115 days ago

America building the new World Trade Center to be 1776 feet tall. TFM.

Posted by Polo_Frat_Lauren 284 days ago

The United States blatantly ignoring every other country on the continent and calling itself America. TFM.

Posted by Fratmosphere22 153 days ago

Yes geed, being a pledge did suck, but one semester of being a bitch is much better than a lifetime. TFM.

Posted by Fratrick 528 days ago

Because of this stupid website I had to be the Pledge of Allegiance. I live in Canada. TFM.

Posted by p10 500 days ago

Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store not a Government Agency. TFM.

Posted by Ben Elli 528 days ago

Dec 7th, a reminder that anything you want to start, America will finish. TFM.

Posted by T F22 M 162 days ago

W admitting that waterboarding terrorists was the right thing to do. TFM.

Posted by The Professor of Frat 555 days ago

There's nothing quite like a nice, cold beer after a long day of drinking nice, cold beer. TFM.

Posted by clever_trevor 18 days ago

Telling someone you'll "see what you can do" when the situation is clearly out of control. TFM.

Posted by Fratmosphere22 152 days ago

Being the peer who pressures. TFM.

Posted by Bro Old 145 days ago

Whenever my grandfather can't find something around the house he blames Obama for taking it. TFM.

Posted by Czar Nobama 387 days ago

My kids are going to have so many drunk uncles. TFM.

Posted by Frattacuda 156 days ago

Never hitting a woman. No matter how bad the sandwich is. TFM.

Posted by EricE292 335 days ago

GDI attempted to make fun of my attire by asking when the yacht party was. Told him it was this Thursday and he wasn't invited. TFM.

Posted by Breitling Fratitimer 213 days ago

Our neighbors listen to awesome music, whether they like it or not. TFM.

Posted by Thomas Silverfrato 149 days ago

Metta World Peaceing your way through a packed house party. TFM.

Posted by Naturdazed 24 days ago

The only time you'll ever see Greeks in financial trouble: Europe. TFM.

Posted by Sperry Top Slammer 193 days ago

Texas having its own Independence Day. TFM.

Posted by i hate guys on bikes 76 days ago

The last letter of the Greek Alphabet is Sir. TFM.

Posted by Love and Respect 549 days ago

Alcohol is only a depressant if your life sucks. TFM.

Posted by BBCorporateMember 303 days ago

"Well guys, nationals is not happy." TFM.

Posted by Chill Bro Baggins 51 days ago

Never get on one knee for a girl that won't get on two for you. TFM.

Posted by skornicks 181 days ago

The guy who convinced women to show him their tits for a pair of beads. TFM.

Posted by Phi_505 85 days ago

The United States Marine Corps: hazing the enemies of America for 236 years. Happy Birthday. TFM.

Posted by ZAX2014 189 days ago

Getting unreasonably mad when someone changes a good song playing at the frat castle. TFM.

Posted by George Busch 260 days ago