Living in excess and being the type of person liberals hate. TFM.

Posted by W 998 days ago

What happens in the boardroom, stays in the boardroom. TFM.

Posted by ShotsonDeck 805 days ago

Alumni burned down our float early Friday morning and we still come out on top with the victory. Holding it down 4 years in a row. TFM.

Posted by D-Chi ride or die 941 days ago

Taking a shot before the LFRAT....Finishing the bottle after. TFM

Posted by Fraterday 956 days ago

Getting road head on a golf cart. TFM.

Posted by Chapter Legend 987 days ago

Took too much Adderall and battled through diarrhea at a semi-formal. TFM.

Posted by Bartender with Great Hair 916 days ago

The only way I can tell the weekend is over is when I wake up to pledges cleaning the tornado of bras, pastels, and beer cans in my room. TFM.

Posted by Horatio Brocaine 813 days ago

Being a flight attendant. Not Frat. Taking two beers from work while quitting. TFM.

Posted by Father Frat 1015 days ago

We just bought us a new fork lift to unload pallets of Natty. TFM

Posted by Sigma Fly Fratsalon 958 days ago

Hazing builds character. TFM

Posted by FratStar 1018 days ago

Four generations of men in my family go by James. TFM.

Posted by No Excuses, Frat Like A Champion 945 days ago

Derek Dooley's combover could withstand category 5 hurricane winds. TFM.

Posted by UTFRAT 990 days ago

I go to the bars to drink, not to pick up a slampiece.... I can't help that it happens on the reg. TFM

Posted by Tim "The Frat Man" Taylor 973 days ago

Plan B is my plan A. TFM

Posted by fratasorisrex 1013 days ago

Betting on Manny Pacquiao. NF. Betting a trifecta on the Kentucky Derby. TFM.

Posted by Haze for Daze 746 days ago

Going out tonight? Yes. Bringing someone home? Yes. Removing the pair of unclaimed pearl earrings from my bedside table...probably not. TFM.

Posted by Pharm Frat 973 days ago

All of my shirts have sleeves.... except for my VV, Mountain Hardware, and Fratagonia vests. TFM.

Posted by BROhn wall 946 days ago

Drinking John Daly's at Harry's in my Sperry's. TFM.

Posted by Sorostitute 1077 days ago

Slow clapping shackers as they leave the frat castle. TFM

Posted by Tom Selleck 1020 days ago

Every day of my life is a private party. TFM.

Posted by FratHardFratOften 957 days ago