Negotiating orgasm futures with slams in exchange for doing my laundry and making my food. TFM.

Posted by Fratchilles 170 days ago

Ronald Reagan stamps on my graduation announcements. TFM.

Posted by Merfe 397 days ago

It is amazing how deep my pockets are considering these shorts have a six inch inseam. TFM.

Posted by Jenkens 356 days ago

Buzz Aldrin punching a GDI who claimed the moon landing was fake. TFM.

Posted by Brofi Annan 86 days ago

Getting the college football death penalty for paying your players too much. TFM.

Posted by FrAtStArR 629 days ago

Sigma Chi Luke Donald becoming the #1 ranked golfer in the world. TFM.

Posted by BlueAndGold 353 days ago

Watching gdis get pestered by tree hugging liberal environentalist's but as I walk by she doesn't waste her time to talk to me by the way I'm dressed. TFM

Posted by Everyday is naturday 606 days ago

You can camouflage your cargos, geed, but you can't hide your shame. TFM.

Posted by Drunken Sailor 392 days ago

Learning the metric system from your drug dealer. TFM.

Posted by whatdoesDPmean 133 days ago

The tingle of life in your addy dick after that first pull of whiskey. TFM.

Posted by Jerry Fratdusky 87 days ago

Made a pledge wear a bluetooth headset for a whole semester. TFM.

Posted by Frat Water 608 days ago

Bummed a dip from a GDI sporting an "I Tappa Kegga" shirt. Hossed everything he had, cheek to cheek... TFM.

Posted by Fratatouille 699 days ago

Wes Welker wearing his Bronco Drilling hat in his post game interview. TFM.

Posted by Fratrick Johnson 538 days ago

Attention pledges: Initiation has been canceled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it. TFM.

Posted by Bearjew 487 days ago

Fuck. Mondays. I'm about to fucking ice somebody. TFM.

Posted by Jerry Brocia 703 days ago

Sending shackers on the walk of shame wearing my dad's campaign shirts. TFM.

Posted by Saint Elmo 563 days ago

My piss is always orange from the dehydration. TFM.

Posted by Logan Adams 519 days ago

You can spell Belichick without GDI, but you shouldn't be able to. TFM.

Posted by jonbronet ramsey 487 days ago

This sinus infection is going to cripple my dealer's income. TFM.

Posted by LPB_III 105 days ago

The best thing about rainy days in Georgia? Sorostitutes in rain boots and Nike shorts. TFM

Posted by Samuel Fratams 598 days ago

Tie blindfolds. TFM.

Posted by Bro Hans 645 days ago

Education majors might as well say "I'm just here for my MRS Degree." TFM.

Posted by BGF 223 days ago

One hitter in the frocket. TFM.

Posted by Wiz Brolifa 438 days ago

The soldiers who caught Saddam saying "President Bush sends his regards." TFM.

Posted by Otis 440 days ago

Went to Relay for Life drunk. TFM

Posted by fratrick chayzee 649 days ago

Blue Jean Friday. I'm sporting khakis and a knit. Straight to the top. TFM.

Posted by PostGradThad 706 days ago

Having our cook prepare the same meal as The Champions Dinner. TFM.

Posted by Rush Limbro 404 days ago

A girl asked where I got my skirt and I told her it was Lilly. She replies with, "what's that?" I moved seats. TSM

Posted by first and finest 625 days ago

No need to work the system. We are the system. TFM.

Posted by Nick Rauch 491 days ago

Convincing her to break her New Year's resolution, and then telling her she can't sleep over because it would break your New Year's resolution. TFM.

Posted by TypicalDayAtState 120 days ago