Grandpa wants to have the homeowners association remove Paul Wall from the neighborhood because "he is what is wrong with America." TFM.

Posted by southernpride90 637 days ago

Staring off a New Year with more bad decisions. TFM.

Posted by Woooo Nascar 873 days ago

Telling other people how to do their job. TFM.

Posted by Old Scotch 859 days ago

I've lost so many good shirts to bad shacks. TFM.

Posted by Shackie 799 days ago

The only difference between my 5 iron and my slampiece is that I clean my balls before I use the 5 iron. TFM.

Posted by the deep V 798 days ago

My excuse for speeding to the cop: "I'm still not used to these new boots." TFM.

Posted by FratOX 473 days ago

Animal Kingdom cutting off Mucho Macho Man to win the derby. TFM.

Posted by Pounding Vag 746 days ago

The golfers that teed off at the Jackass geeds with the air horns. TFM.

Posted by Alpha and Bromega 747 days ago

Knowing that the phrase "Fuck it" may inevitably lead to my demise. TFM.

Posted by Governor Wallace 657 days ago

The chugging sink water type of hungover. TFM.

Posted by Fratterson Davis 629 days ago

I finally made it to the 7:00am church service this morning because I never went to bed from raging last night. TFM.

Posted by KYFrat 837 days ago

I never use my phone to check the time. I either use sundial pledge in the courtyard or my Cartier timepiece. TFM.

Posted by Geaux Breaux 851 days ago

Jesus died for my sins, and I'm making sure he gets his money's worth. TFM.

Posted by TroyDX 378 days ago

IF you get initiated. TFM.

Posted by Fratanomics 854 days ago

I hate cheap bourbon and expensive beer. TFM.

Posted by Fratty Fratterton IV 879 days ago

I just checked my checking account. I had $4,000. But my dad just deposited $2,900, because he thought it would be funny for my balance to be $6,900. Such a comedian. TFM.

Posted by frat hard my friends 980 days ago

Making Canada have a distinctly separate and inferior kind of bacon. TFM.

Posted by Alphonse Stilldrunk 53 days ago

Every time someone passes out on one of the couches at the Fratsle, I move the couch out into the front lawn so they can be waken up by morning traffic. TFM.

Posted by Fratosaurus Rex 1023 days ago

Life is a bitch and I am her fratdaddy. TFM.

Posted by Broseidon 933 days ago

Did you think you were going to sleep tonight? Basement. Now. TFM.

Posted by the shermanhazor 859 days ago