Only thing better than the fear in the eyes of a father with a daughter in the class of 2015? The fear in that daughter's high school boyfriend's eyes. TFM.

Posted by Gussie_Busch 248 days ago

Professor asked me if I saw the quote from my dad in the WSJ. Of course I did. It was on the front page of the business section. TFM.

Posted by FratrickBatemen 72 days ago

Blue Jean Friday again. In other words, wear jeans if you are a socially inept GDI, so we can blackball you from the promotion process. TFM.

Posted by Uptown and Down 614 days ago

Taking a long line of Charlie Sheen off the stomach of a Goddess. TFM.

Posted by Mountain Frat 348 days ago

Just shaved my winter beard into my spring Fratstache. TFM.

Posted by Mr Fratdell 369 days ago

My grandfather made my 25 year old GDI cousin sit at the kid table while we shared fraternity stories during Thanksgiving dinner. TFM.

Posted by Fratastic 450 days ago

I thank the Lord every morning I wake up alive and still have my phone, keys and wallet. TFM.

Posted by Brometheus 294 days ago

Turning down a 7, to go smoke an eighth. TFM.

Posted by Order4Life1865 246 days ago

I didn't get Call of Duty, but I did get a Call of Booty. TFM.

Posted by I love America 106 days ago

Karl Rove calling Obama's speech tonight a "warm-up act" before the Packers/Saints game. TFM.

Posted by frabst blue ribbon 167 days ago

Having a rack for croakies in your closet. TFM.

Posted by Croakies 383 days ago

Skiiing in August...TFM

Posted by Broedipus Rex 562 days ago

Just blew my weekend bar tab betting on Bodog. That's okay, I plan on doubling it tonight. TFM.

Posted by Teddy Brosevelt 441 days ago

Getting hit by my dad's pledge paddle growing up, because it "builds character." TFM.

Posted by Chug Youngman IV 384 days ago

Laughing at the GDIs waiting in line for a urinal while I'm pissing in the open sink. TFM.

Posted by Zeta Pi LTH 290 days ago