In my macro-economics class, some GDI claimed that Capitalism is what's wrong with America. Told him that everything he owns is a product of Capitalism except for his gay-ass homemade hemp necklace. TFM.

Posted by Hazed and Confused 906 days ago

Mitt Romney clearing up that "a misconception about me is that I don't like poor people. I don't know any poor people." TFM.

Posted by mjoyner 450 days ago

It's against city ordinance to land our helicopter at the lake house so my dad cuts a $12,000 check every month to prepay the fine. TFM.

Posted by Jeep Fratmander 978 days ago

My slampiece never complains when taking my loads, laundry included. TFM.

Posted by Corvette_at_Age17 804 days ago

Watching the US Open at work is like jerking off on an airplane. It's frowned upon, but I just don't give a fuck. TFM.

Posted by BroAsFuck 702 days ago

You get your summer paycheck from mowing lawns. I get mine from capital gains. TFM.

Posted by Ronald Brogan 729 days ago

Never being up on the latest trends. TFM.

Posted by FreetoRAPE_ 347 days ago

The boat-to-boat beer toss. TFM.

Posted by HazeDaze 315 days ago

Saying "In my client's defense..." when backing up a brother at the bar. TFM.

Posted by honeyfratter 292 days ago

Laps are pledge currency. TFM.

Posted by rank_geeds 562 days ago

Don't forget to change your clocks on Sunday, and your President on Tuesday. TFM.

Posted by Frat Zuckerburg 196 days ago

The new World Trade Center measuring 1,776 ft. TFM.

Posted by PHIPHIuk 382 days ago

Always tilting the cup when I pour a drink just out of habit. TFM.

Posted by FratalinaWineMixer41 527 days ago

Fratdaddy got mad at me when he found out I hooked up with a GDI freshman year. He forgave me when he found out he was the number 1 draft pick in the NFL. TSM

Posted by Here for my mrs degree 950 days ago

Telling the slam I woke up next to that she's seen more ceilings than Michelangelo. TFM.

Posted by Swaggin_Frat_420 440 days ago

When Jeff Francoeur was asked what his favorite Bobby Cox moment was he replied: Bobby and I got tossed out of a game at the same time, and I asked him what do I do now? Bobby replied, "Grab a couple cold beers and jump in the Hot Tub". TFM

Posted by We'll Miss You Bobby 959 days ago

"United States" being listed first on an alphabetical list of countries. TFM.

Posted by PlanA 535 days ago

Metta World Peace Pledge clears my path at parties. TFM.

Posted by Fratyardvines190 384 days ago

Combover. TFM.

Posted by Jay Fratliff 1018 days ago

The look of horror on her face when she finds the box of pledge blindfolds. TFM.

Posted by Red Stag 214 days ago