Typing "TFM" into the search bar so I don't have to read any TSMs. TFM.

Posted by golf pro 855 days ago

Nolan Ryan and W sittin' together watching the Rangers beat the Yankees in the Civil War. TFM

Posted by Alpha Tau brOmega 950 days ago

Thumbin' my way into North Caroline. TFM.

Posted by OverUnder_geedHunter 606 days ago

That one active whom you're always worried is going to kill a pledge. TFM.

Posted by MatteoAvs 24 days ago

My school and I have two completely different meanings of blacking out. TFM

Posted by Spitter 980 days ago

Craig Sager's closet. TFM.

Posted by Glazebrook 742 days ago

I dry clean my boxers. TFM.

Posted by SigBro 1051 days ago

I was the quarterback at my private high school. TFM.

Posted by Captain Brogan 904 days ago

My cock has a 130 pound weight limit. TFM.

Posted by totalfratstar 894 days ago

The girlfriend skips her classes to go to mine just so I don't miss anything. We both know who the bread winner is. TFM.

Posted by MostWanted 623 days ago

Hitting a geed longboarding down Greek Row with a Manning-esque spiral. TFM.

Posted by cOXswain 826 days ago

SMU buying players, but TCU buying kilos. TFM.

Posted by May 1st 2011 461 days ago

If you brag about how hard your pledgeship was, it wasn't hard enough. TFM.

Posted by four score and seven beers ago 871 days ago

Moving to Buckhead after college. TFM.

Posted by Saint Fratrick 963 days ago

My great, great, great, great, great grandpa was the governor of Florida and chose to secede from the Union. TFM.

Posted by Samuel Fratams 1025 days ago

Not neutering the Frathound. TFM.

Posted by Frat Daddy ISU 617 days ago

Getting a call from my parents after they saw me shitfaced on ESPN during a basketball game. TFM.

Posted by BallerStatus 823 days ago

Getting kicked out of the taxi has become a weekly routine. TFM.

Posted by Fratches Brohoulihan 768 days ago

Goldman Sachs has a "Fraternity/Sorority" option as part of its job application. TFM.

Posted by Frat Hard or Frat Home 922 days ago

Knowing the bartenders well enough to always be served first but not giving them the time of day when you're on campus. TFM.

Posted by BornProudRaisedProud 109 days ago