Switching to safe sex for lent. TFM.

Posted by BrosNtoes 86 days ago

Anything you can do, I can do better. In top-siders. TFM.

Posted by The FRATtelli 674 days ago

Cobra Kai's Johnny Lawrence. TFM.

Posted by Fratting since 1856 345 days ago

The company sent me out to Vegas for a 4-day work conference. Didn't make it to the conference. TFM.

Posted by Fratoughbred 563 days ago

"I think they've forgotten about us down here." TPM.

Posted by The Unknown Pledge 408 days ago

The only time I check my online bank account is to see what time I left the bar. TFM.

Posted by Mr Brooks 435 days ago

Pledges refer to me as "The Man With No Eyes." Costa del Mar. TFM.

Posted by Frat Nation 367 days ago

My dog was wearing bow ties years before Southern Proper was even a company. TFM.

Posted by Banks_ Cake_eater 437 days ago

My little brother pregames Cotillion. TFM.

Posted by Chadbrochocinco 66 days ago

Passing out "face-in-cleavage". TFM.

Posted by fratted_out 187 days ago

Giving someone you just met an awkward nickname to assert dominance. TFM.

Posted by Frat Frat 116 days ago

What I got from the Entourage season finale is that Drew Brees doesn't go into business with flat brimmed GDIs like Turtle. I wouldn't either. TFM.

Posted by 1869 612 days ago

I've forgotten what sober sex feels like. TFM.

Posted by Mr. Fratdel 529 days ago

Road head in a convertible. TFTC.

Posted by Blowmethus 339 days ago

I get my vitamin C from orange flavored Mad Dogs. TFM

Posted by Frat Lord 589 days ago

Speaker of the House John Boehner lighting up a cigarette on the White House lawn and not giving a fuck about it. TFM.

Posted by frattenonthefratio 335 days ago

Buying a new V8 when gas is $4 a gallon. TFM.

Posted by privateschools 304 days ago

What happens in the boardroom, stays in the boardroom. TFM.

Posted by ShotsonDeck 436 days ago

UFC is for GDI's. TFM

Posted by Brochacho 649 days ago

I got kicked out of SGA for driving drunk on a golf cart. TFM.

Posted by BROnana Hammock 654 days ago

At the bar spending more on pitchers than the Phillies. TFM.

Posted by McKegger 442 days ago

Won a grand at the casino. Hit a strip club on the way back and woke up with nothing- TFM

Posted by Jerry 680 days ago

My life is an American-themed party. TFM.

Posted by Danny Devitbro 26 days ago

Watching the neck beard pledge and the mustache pledge dry-shave each other the night before initiation. TFM.

Posted by Fratabama 266 days ago

I feel like power hour just slows me down. TFM.

Posted by RC 547 days ago

If getting in a girls pants was a sport, I'd be on varsity. TFM.

Posted by comeandtakeit 236 days ago

Known by 90% of the campus, liked by 10%. TFM.

Posted by TheFratueOfLiberty 436 days ago

Being told by a female cop to stop hitting golf balls from your property, and responding by asking her what she could possibly know about golf. TFM.

Posted by Fratty Couples PGA 9 days ago

Democratic Party. NF. Republican Rager. TFM.

Posted by Frat Zuckerburg 203 days ago

Shopping at Goodwill for a social outfit in Brooks Brothers. TFM.

Posted by FloridaGreek 603 days ago