Carter Pewterschmidt not recognizing his gardener because he "looks different without his lawn under him." TFM.

Posted by Great_Fratsby 317 days ago

Called my grandpa to see if he was doing ok in the blizzard that hit home. His response was "I'm fine but the damn snow better not mess up the fairways." TFM.

Posted by Fratelist69 833 days ago

We have a trap door in the floor above our hazement. During pledge education sessions actives rain from the sky. TFM

Posted by Ham Bone 944 days ago

Tea Party. TFM

Posted by Buck Farack 959 days ago

My dad got me into a top 15 law school with a 2.6. TFM.

Posted by Real 973 days ago

When I watch Heavyweights, I always cheer for Camp MVP in the Apache Relay because Camp Hope is for fat GDI's. TFM.

Posted by Tony Perkis 1003 days ago

Sitting on the left side of my private jet is the closest I'll ever get to left wing. TFM.

Posted by Southern Beau 910 days ago

Nolan Ryan laughing at Yankees. TFM.

Posted by The south has risen again 943 days ago

Chapter meeting postponed due to NFL playoffs. TFM.

Posted by Frattanooga1869 847 days ago

Pat Green's new stuff, NF. Pat Green's old stuff, TFM.

Posted by Triiidelta or don't try 856 days ago

The "real world" is just an illusion created by my parents as a weak excuse to stop giving me money. It never works. TFM.

Posted by GoDawgs09 705 days ago

Good thing her tonsils can't get pregnant. TFM.

Posted by bronkowski 499 days ago

Jimmy Buffett's Christmas Island. TFM.

Posted by War Damn 877 days ago

Last night my slampiece was talking in her sleep about cooking for me. TFM.

Posted by Nathan B Frattest 853 days ago

Badge or no badge, your pledgeship doesn't end until we get new pledges, JI. TFM.

Posted by Dieu et Les Slams 548 days ago

If a man needs to carry enough stuff around to warrant cargo shorts, he might as well carry a purse. TFM.

Posted by toomanybrofriends 602 days ago

My wiener never resigns. TFM.

Posted by Bid 703 days ago

Anxiously anticipating your old man beer gut. TFM.

Posted by OrderontheBorder 191 days ago

Impromptu long drive competition off the back lawn. TFM.

Posted by 1stDukeofFratington 355 days ago

Stadium police calling in reinforcements to monitor your section after the first timeout. TFM.

Posted by CommaderFrat 167 days ago