I like my beer like I like my women: natural and light. TFM.

Posted by pukenrally 14 hours ago

Eric Cartman preferring to be captured by the Taliban than be called Canadian. TFM.

Posted by DawgTown 5 days ago

The handshake and stare down that says, "I'm banging your daughter." TFM.

Posted by KingOtheFratCastle 2 days ago

Using the term "I dabble" to describe inappropriate activities you engage in on a regular basis. TFM.

Posted by Ulyssess_S_Frat 6 days ago

The early morning search to claim leftover house liquor. TFM.

Posted by ConfederateFratStar 5 days ago

The implied "You scratch our back, we'll scratch yours" handshake with the Chief of Police after raising money for the local PD. TFM.

Posted by EazyE1899 5 days ago

Volunteering to coach your little brother's summer baseball team to keep your hazing skills up to snuff. TFM.

Posted by Number 1 Gayzer 4 days ago

The unspoken long drive contest with the guy next you at the range. TFM.

Posted by hokie93 2 days ago

Assuming that speaking loudly and slowly will help foreigners understand you. TFM.

Posted by Fratticus Finch 2 days ago

"I've been called worse." TFM.

Posted by AdolfShitler 2 days ago

Breaking up with her on Independence Day. TFM.

Posted by yourpalsalgal 1 day ago

Positioning all A/C vents in my truck towards my miniature American flag so it'll wave. TFM.

Posted by StarSpangledSlammer 5 days ago

Sitting by the pool, chasing the muff around. TFM.

Posted by Just The Clit 4 days ago

The old men in any given country club bar. TFM.

Posted by Richard Head 2 days ago

Treating alcohol like it's free, never-ending, and good for you. TFM.

Posted by Fratcketeering 6 days ago

Being the son your mom stopped bragging about. TFM.

Posted by mradil 14 hours ago

Always having a reason to celebrate. TFM.

Posted by I Haze Geeds 6 days ago

Assuming the summer house rules will be loosely enforced. TFM.

Posted by Bropedo 6 days ago

Telling her, "I owe you one" after a completely one-sided sexual encounter. TFM.

Posted by Number 1 Gayzer 2 days ago

The way your sunglass straps flap in the wind while riding on a boat. TFM.

Posted by JohnWilkesSloot 5 days ago