The positive correlation between your BAC and your golf score. TFM.

Posted by philstraz 6 days ago

Throwing as many pool or beach themed parties as possible, because they require girls to show up in bikinis. TFM.

Posted by The General 2 days ago

Slamming a random person's drink because you missed last call. TFM.

Posted by Chairman_OfThe_Board 6 days ago

Falling to beer pressure, not peer pressure. TFM.

Posted by southerngent_11 5 days ago

Sending a pledge on a long fly route, then throwing a short spiral to a brother. TFM.

Posted by Wally Zanger 10 hours ago

Happy Gilmore letting the big dog eat in a residential neighborhood. TFM.

Posted by brozski 6 days ago

Attending a university that's only eight feet above sea level. TFM.

Posted by GoldenFrater 6 days ago

"Cart Path Only" meaning that ball can stay there. TFM.

Posted by amgFrat 1 day ago

Holding out for the better looking twin. TFM.

Posted by Paddle Me Harder 1 day ago

Saying, "We both knew what this was," when she clearly didn't. TFM.

Posted by BackOffGDI 1 day ago

Assuring your landlord that your pledges will keep this house cleaner than he's ever seen it. TFM.

Posted by primetime227 2 days ago

Bringing out the "I wish I was still in college" side of Dad. TFM.

Posted by therealfrattyguy 10 hours ago

Getting shitfaced and inviting a girl to formal, completely forgetting, and inviting another girl the next night. TFM.

Posted by BackOffGDI 8 hours ago

The "I'll take care of your daughter" with a wink and handshake to the new freshman's dad. TFM.

Posted by golffratty107 1 day ago

When your favorite pair of boat shoes has been places and seen things that you don't remember. TFM.

Posted by OHFratStar 10 hours ago

Telling her you don't want to rush into anything the morning after drunken sex. TFM.

Posted by The General 8 hours ago

Dropping the only class you registered for this summer, because it was interfering with your golfing schedule. TFM.

Posted by Take It Sleezy 2 days ago

Making the pledges memorize your accomplishments that aren't even remotely true. TFM.

Posted by Pi Kapp 10 hours ago

Having a pledge wash your car during a rainstorm. TFM.

Posted by Nantucket Ready 1 day ago

No standards, no disappointments. TFM.

Posted by crimsonbloodz 10 hours ago