Obama gets the save, and Bush gets the W. TFM.

Posted by Southern GentlemEN 297 days ago

There were 1.5 million people at Obama's inauguration and only 417 people missed work that day. TFM.

Posted by thekingRu314 359 days ago

Camo, America's away colors. TFM.

Posted by Johnny Frattingseed 187 days ago

Put a load into the dishwasher. She swallowed. TFM.

Posted by Big_Duke 331 days ago

Making sure no veteran pays for a drink at the bar tonight. TFM.

Posted by PKPfratstar 297 days ago

So the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that you have the right, under the First Amendment, to protest military funerals. I invite you to start your protest in my front yard, then we can see if your First Amendment is better than my Second Amendment. TFM.

Posted by The American Way 346 days ago

Florida requiring welfare recipients to pass a drug test. TFM.

Posted by Tappa Kegga 259 days ago

"Shaggy, Scooby, Velma, go down and check the basement. Daphne and I'll go upstairs to check the bedrooms." Freddy, you magnificent bastard. TFM.

Posted by Mike FRATtree 205 days ago

Buried my father in a tie with crest, his pledge pin, his president's pin, and his Grand Chapter President's pin with his entire pledge class in attendance. TFM.

Posted by Sir Fratwell 116 days ago

Being able to listen to rap without being hood, country without being a hillbilly, jam bands without being a hippie, and Jimmy Buffet without...well I guess I do live like Jimmy Buffet. TFM.

Posted by terd ferguson 303 days ago

Firing ten illumination rounds from our howitzers out here in Afghanistan in memory of the ones we lost ten years ago. Showing these motherfuckers that "we will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail." TFM.

Posted by Lieutenant Frat 164 days ago

Losing a pledge on bid night. Like actually losing him. Seriously, he's still missing. TFM.

Posted by Fratstar500 156 days ago

If Obama really wanted to stimulate the economy, the drinking age would be 18. TFM.

Posted by Frattin Like My Dad 125 days ago

Slampiece tried to give me a handjob. I told her not to play with her food. TFM.

Posted by FrattyLightKnight 317 days ago

The NFL players wearing 9/11 commemorative gear despite league rules and taking the fine. TFM.

Posted by g w busch 164 days ago