German guy at the bar challenged me, asking how many World Cups we've won. I responded, "How many World Wars have you won?" TFM.

Posted by fratimis brosi 52 days ago

Camo, America's away colors. TFM.

Posted by Johnny Frattingseed 272 days ago

"Shaggy, Scooby, Velma, go down and check the basement. Daphne and I'll go upstairs to check the bedrooms." Freddy, you magnificent bastard. TFM.

Posted by Mike FRATtree 290 days ago

Florida requiring welfare recipients to pass a drug test. TFM.

Posted by Tappa Kegga 344 days ago

Buried my father in a tie with crest, his pledge pin, his president's pin, and his Grand Chapter President's pin with his entire pledge class in attendance. TFM.

Posted by Sir Fratwell 201 days ago

I am a pledge. For every "nice move" I get paddled. Thank you pledge master, Sir. TPM.

Posted by LikeASir 90 days ago

If Obama really wanted to stimulate the economy, the drinking age would be 18. TFM.

Posted by Frattin Like My Dad 209 days ago

Firing ten illumination rounds from our howitzers out here in Afghanistan in memory of the ones we lost ten years ago. Showing these motherfuckers that "we will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail." TFM.

Posted by Lieutenant Frat 249 days ago

Losing a pledge on bid night. Like actually losing him. Seriously, he's still missing. TFM.

Posted by Fratstar500 241 days ago

The NFL players wearing 9/11 commemorative gear despite league rules and taking the fine. TFM.

Posted by g w busch 249 days ago

I watched my blacked out pledge brother change the TV channel at a sorority house to Food Network, then shatter the remote against the wall. TFM.

Posted by iwearshortshorts 338 days ago

Passing up a 100k starting salary from an alum to serve my country first. TFM.

Posted by frat real hard 323 days ago

"United States" being listed first on an alphabetical list of countries. TFM.

Posted by PlanA 169 days ago

I'm on Christmas break. Not winter break. TFM.

Posted by FrattyLite1899 151 days ago

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a veteran. TFM.

Posted by Dukie5440 187 days ago

Here's to expensive whiskey, cheap beer, new slams, high dividends, and Obama not being president. Happy New Year. TFM.

Posted by Danny Ocean 137 days ago

Slampiece wanted to be Facebook official so I listed her as an Activity. TFM.

Posted by conFRATerate 1868 296 days ago

"On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?" TFM.

Posted by Dr_Fratt 37 days ago

Going out on top after building the world's largest company. Steve Jobs. TFM.

Posted by JohnDRockefratter 225 days ago

Protecting her like she's America, and invading her like she's Iraq. TFM.

Posted by fratpsyop 69 days ago

Mom seeing my room and saying it needs more natural light. I agreed and re-stocked the minifridge. TFM.

Posted by RO 165 days ago

John Hancock signing his name extra large so the King of England would know exactly who was telling him to go fuck himself. TFM.

Posted by Frat Harvey 319 days ago

Doing something you shouldn't just because everyone is chanting your name. TFM.

Posted by Positive_Fratitude 227 days ago

Stayed after class to let my professor know I wouldn't be turning my paper in that day. He told me I turned it in last week. These pledges are good. TFM.

Posted by the 19th hole 186 days ago

"Are you free tomorrow?" Of course I am this is America. TFM.

Posted by only costa 216 days ago

Obama is coming to campus today. In bigger news, it's sorority bid day. TFM.

Posted by young frat handsome 246 days ago

Obama pleading for the life of a Mexican national who raped and murdered within American borders. NF. Governor Rick Perry executing him anyway. TFM.

Posted by vanderbilt fratidore 314 days ago

Got a handjob last night from a girl who does sign language. I'm counting it as a blowjob. TFM.

Posted by Fratonia 148 days ago

Calling shotgun while being escorted to a cop car. TFM.

Posted by jloock524 191 days ago

I am respectful to the ladies who carry themselves like one. TFM.

Posted by wilt bradley 259 days ago