The United States blatantly ignoring every other country on the continent and calling itself America. TFM.

Posted by Fratmosphere22 153 days ago

Dec 7th, a reminder that anything you want to start, America will finish. TFM.

Posted by T F22 M 162 days ago

There's nothing quite like a nice, cold beer after a long day of drinking nice, cold beer. TFM.

Posted by clever_trevor 18 days ago

Telling someone you'll "see what you can do" when the situation is clearly out of control. TFM.

Posted by Fratmosphere22 152 days ago

Being the peer who pressures. TFM.

Posted by Bro Old 145 days ago

My kids are going to have so many drunk uncles. TFM.

Posted by Frattacuda 156 days ago

Never hitting a woman. No matter how bad the sandwich is. TFM.

Posted by EricE292 335 days ago

GDI attempted to make fun of my attire by asking when the yacht party was. Told him it was this Thursday and he wasn't invited. TFM.

Posted by Breitling Fratitimer 213 days ago

Our neighbors listen to awesome music, whether they like it or not. TFM.

Posted by Thomas Silverfrato 149 days ago

Metta World Peaceing your way through a packed house party. TFM.

Posted by Naturdazed 24 days ago

The only time you'll ever see Greeks in financial trouble: Europe. TFM.

Posted by Sperry Top Slammer 193 days ago

Texas having its own Independence Day. TFM.

Posted by i hate guys on bikes 76 days ago

Alcohol is only a depressant if your life sucks. TFM.

Posted by BBCorporateMember 303 days ago

"Well guys, nationals is not happy." TFM.

Posted by Chill Bro Baggins 51 days ago

Never get on one knee for a girl that won't get on two for you. TFM.

Posted by skornicks 181 days ago

The guy who convinced women to show him their tits for a pair of beads. TFM.

Posted by Phi_505 85 days ago

The United States Marine Corps: hazing the enemies of America for 236 years. Happy Birthday. TFM.

Posted by ZAX2014 189 days ago

Getting unreasonably mad when someone changes a good song playing at the frat castle. TFM.

Posted by George Busch 260 days ago

Never helping with group projects, but always being the one who presents them. TFM.

Posted by LoneStarFratStar 308 days ago

Freshman roommate requested a room transfer two weeks into school. In the formal request he cited that I was a "raging alcoholic who mocks the kids on financial aid." TFM.

Posted by LawnGuyLandBro 254 days ago

Instinctively downing your drink after realizing you've been holding it for too long. TFM.

Posted by Shaq BROneal 14 days ago

The College Gameday sign that said "Erin, go make me a sandwich." TFM.

Posted by grizzmint 207 days ago

There are so many sorostitutes making the walk of shame out of the fratcastle on Saturday mornings, we call it a Slampede. TFM.

Posted by JacksonWilliam 337 days ago

Giving one fuck by removing your visor for The National Anthem. TFM.

Posted by Hank 52 days ago

Being so hungover you drink the shower water. TFM.

Posted by Tiger Blood 186 days ago

The University of Texas banning longboards and skateboards on campus. TFM.

Posted by Frat Hard Frat Long 47 days ago

I use my iPhone to trade stocks, make deals and booty call girls...not to throw birds at pigs. TFM.

Posted by Magister 200 days ago

Optimistic Pledge, always keeps my glass at least half full. TFM.

Posted by Jenkens 246 days ago

Underprepared and overconfident. TFM.

Posted by Brolastic 231 days ago

Mosquitos die of alcohol poisoning after biting me. TFM.

Posted by BROnard Ramsey 53 days ago