New Years Eve, best night of 2011. New Years Day, worst morning of 2012. TFM.

Posted by Fratordie12 138 days ago

The half-Jewish brother running unopposed for Treasurer. TFM.

Posted by Phuckphlorida 157 days ago

Slampiece's dad told me he doesn't approve of me dating his daughter. Told him we were on the same page and I couldn't agree more. TFM.

Posted by Red Brolo Cup 281 days ago

That Victoria Secret sure makes some elaborate aprons. TFM.

Posted by Fratway Twitty 169 days ago

Themed parties are the gentlemanly way of telling girls to wear something slutty. TFM.

Posted by Francbro_Harris 127 days ago

Kicking the world's ass in a sport we don't even like. TFM.

Posted by fuckingyoursister 309 days ago

Golf, bow ties, and women. Life’s all about finding the hole. TFM.

Posted by ThetaChi27 185 days ago

Professor asked if I had trouble parking the sailboat as I walked in late to class. TFM.

Posted by mjoyner 71 days ago

Being able to fit an entire semester of learning into a single pill. TFM.

Posted by LetMyPeopleBRO 15 days ago

Going to the first day of class just to find out the attendance policy. TFM.

Posted by LTH69 128 days ago

Asking GDIs with tribal tattoos which tribe they are from. TFM.

Posted by Jay_Fratzby 60 days ago

Grandpa said he didn't backpack across Europe when he was our age. He "bombed the shit out of it." TFM.

Posted by Theo Broosevelt 188 days ago

Marry the ass now, buy the tits later. TFM.

Posted by THlS 162 days ago

I may like Busch and Bush. But I sure as hell don't like bush. TFM.

Posted by Cupid 184 days ago

I hate it when slampieces tell me "wrong hole." I know exactly what I'm doing. TFM.

Posted by ptthompson 238 days ago

Using a slam's vagina to masturbate. TFM.

Posted by central coast frat 63 days ago

Watched the same DVD with three different girls this weekend. Still haven't seen the end. TFM.

Posted by PDT357 164 days ago

America asserting dominance over Europe in sports we don't even follow. TFM.

Posted by OfficerAndAGentleman 78 days ago

Wasting the first two hours of an Adderall binge on this fucking website. TFM.

Posted by Brolonzo Jackson 200 days ago

Knowing the perfect amount of alcohol between whiskey dick and lasting forever. TFM.

Posted by cj2kallday 176 days ago

"Hey Griswold, where are you gonna put a tree that big?" "Bend over and I'll show ya." TFM.

Posted by fratometer 146 days ago

Referring to female genitalia as a boner koozie. TFM.

Posted by The Grand Old Party 22 days ago

Getting yelled at by Mom, but getting the nod of approval from Dad. TFM. 

Posted by only costa 155 days ago

"I really shouldn't do this..." Spoiler alert: She does it. TFM.

Posted by ss 348 days ago

Redcoats, the original cargo shorts. TFM.

Posted by Miami Frat Star 319 days ago

You would be surprised how many alcoholics and drug users I know that have a 4.0. TFM.

Posted by RonaldReagan 148 days ago

Knowing how to ask a lady to dance, spin her around the floor, and be an overall southern gentleman. TFM.

Posted by alpha gamma brho 313 days ago

"Good game, good game, fuck you, good game." TFM.

Posted by Jeffrey Lebowski 87 days ago

"Please be the same test." TFM.

Posted by jturkmarsh 93 days ago

A feminist website used one of my TFM posts as an example of "vulgar." TFM.

Posted by Oprah Is A Dyke 259 days ago