The extremely heavy reliance on autocorrect Thursday through Saturday. TFM.

Posted by ivanthecheckbook 86 days ago

Americans openly mocking and egging on North Korea and its supposed nuclear capabilities on every social network. TFM.

Posted by Marines 03 45 days ago

Dressing nice enough to excuse your behavior. TFM.

Posted by express 341 days ago

The "is that girl hot?" cross-party squint. TFM.

Posted by St Anky 254 days ago

The brother who is always willing to drop whatever he is doing to go to the bar. TFM.

Posted by RaisedSouthern 164 days ago

The feeling of legitimate discomfort when the weather is nice and you don't have a drink in your hand. TFM.

Posted by brochacha 248 days ago

Uncle Sam: America's Rush Chair. TFM.

Posted by Fratrick93 342 days ago

Not having to make up a girlfriend. TFM.

Posted by everymanawildfrat 123 days ago

The kind of drunken mishap where you should probably leave town and lay low for a little while. TFM.

Posted by J Fratpont Morgan 212 days ago

She thinks we're going to get married. I think my future wife is still in middle school. TFM.

Posted by cleavage 150 days ago

Making it socially acceptable to wear boat shoes in a land locked state. TFM.

Posted by hxcfratman 274 days ago

The instant asshole mood switch when you realize it's not going to happen. TFM.

Posted by Fratboii 47 days ago

Commandeering the DJ booth when he refused to play Wagon Wheel. TFM.

Posted by Kal_Rose 158 days ago

Being the Neil Armstrong of her vagina. TFM.

Posted by wsucougars 158 days ago

Red, White, Blue and Gold. TFM.

Posted by LetMyPeopleBRO 293 days ago

Bama hazing the independent. TFM.

Posted by Blackball Bill 131 days ago

Accusing anyone drinking vodka on America's birthday of being a communist. TFM.

Posted by ID33J7 320 days ago

Mitt Romney constantly tagging @BarackObama on twitter when pointing out his flaws. #TFM

Posted by kgriffin14 275 days ago

Breaking up with a girl via text. NF. Breaking up with a girl via pledge. TFM.

Posted by The Fratastic Pack 118 days ago

Started in the basement and we're still here. TPM.

Posted by WIllLLsig 44 days ago