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Total Frat Move Polls Of The Week

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Here in America, you’re allowed to pick and choose what you deem as the right answer. No matter how wrong or uninformed you are, you are right. That’s the American way. Since we value your right to make choices, we started TFM Polls as a way to get the scoop on what’s going on in the minds of America’s college students.

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Better Drinking Game

I’m torn on this one, really. My beer pong game is second to none, but I always enjoyed flip cup a little more since you’re guaranteed to drink. When you’re on in beer pong and your opponent couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn, those cups on your side of the table won’t get touched. It’s a travesty really. However, in flip cup, it’s a requirement to chug. I think this all comes down to the outside factors, such as beer pong distractions. Since there is a slight chance some babe will flash her tits in order to throw off a pong shot, I’m going team beer pong.

Is Drinking Red Wine Frat Or Not?

Raise your hand if you ever slapped the bag before. Now keep it raised it you think drinking red wine is not frat. Look around the room, class. These are idiots. Slapping the bag is a time honored tradition. So much so that fraternities even create Tour De Franzia parties. If it’s not frat to down as much red wine from a bag for as long as you can, then I don’t want to be frat anymore. Plus, if you offer to bring over a boxed red to that girl you’re trying to stick, she’ll be impressed. Score one for the red wine slappers/drinkers.

What Is The Better Gig As A Collegiate Athlete?

My only regret with this poll question is that you’re limited to being a QB. While Dan-O was typing up that column, I casually mentioned that the best sports athlete gig to have is starting pitcher at a SEC or Pac 12 school. Baseball players get the hottest girls, and will get paid more if they make the bigs. Plus a starting pitcher only has to play once a week, doesn’t have to worry about getting blindsided by a 250 lb linebacker, and is still known on campus. True story: when LSU was playing in Dallas, we struck up a convo with some fans and told them my buddy’s little brother was being looked at by LSU for baseball. One girl offered to show her tits to him to get him to go. We obliged. He went elsewhere.

Favorite Thanksgiving Day Beverage Of Choice

When it comes down to it, you can’t go wrong with either choice. Whiskey is a classic and nothing will make you feel like you’re better than everyone else than two fingers of Highland Park in a nice crystal glass. Beer, however, is best paired with football and gluttony. No one will think any less of you because you downed a 24 pack before the Cowboys kicked off. And that is why I was rocking a Shiner in my hand all day yesterday.

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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