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Total Frat Move’s Polls Of The Week

TFM Polls Of The Week

Here in America, you’re allowed to pick and choose. No matter how wrong or uninformed you are, you are right. That’s the American way. Since we value your right to make choices, we started TFM Polls as a way to get the scoop on what’s going on in the minds of America’s finest college students.

But before you do anything, follow TFM Polls on Twitter for the most up-to-date information.

Christmas Lights


When it comes to Christmas lights, you gotta go big or go home. If you aren’t the most obnoxious neighbor in the neighborhood, then you’re doing it wrong. By putting up a grand light show, not only are you asserting your dominance over every other shmuck in the ‘hood, but you’re also showing everyone just how damn prepared you are for Christmas. Nice blow up Santa and stupid little white lights, Frank. If your electricity bill isn’t through the roof, then you got problems.

Alcoholism Disability


I don’t need anyone to tell me I’m an alcoholic. My bank account statements and fully stocked fridge/pantry will tell me that. Is it a disability? Absolutely not. In fact, I think one could call them performance enhancing drugs. Without them, I wouldn’t be able to crush it on the dance floor, blatantly ask the 10 at the bar if she’d like to go for pizza and sex, and get whiskey dick to keep me from making a terrible mistake with the riffraff picked up at 2 a.m. So I gotta side with all the fellas who don’t claim to have the disability.

Thoughts On Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show


Going to be honest real quick. I didn’t see any of the show. I know it’s sort of sacrilegious to say that, but I have a legit reason. My parents just bought a new house down in Westlake and were having people over for a “toast,” which included shots of tequila and champagne. Couldn’t pass that up like the good son I am. However, I did power rank the hottest Angels so I know what the girls look like. I got to say, some of those girls are waaaayyy too hot. Someone on Twitter, a girl nonetheless, tweeted that every guy saying they prefer meat on their girls and wouldn’t bang a model need to shut the fuck up. Couldn’t agree more. If you’re given the chance to bang the hottest girl at your school or a Victoria’s Secret model, you’re going model 10 times out of 10.

SMU Titles


Okay, this technically isn’t from the TFMPolls account, but it’s still a good one. The other day while SMU was destroying Michigan in basketball, I asked my buddy if SMU was going to go undefeated, be a top 5 ranked team in the AP poll, and not go to the postseason because we refuse to appeal our ban. His response was that we really pissed off the NCAA back in the day. That got me thinking. What if the SMU boosters had the forward thinking to pay off the NCAA while they were paying the recruits? Genius, right? I think you guys are right on this one. SMU wouldn’t have lost a damn game had this happened. Two million titles.

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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